'One Tree Hill' premiere: Five WTF moments

Caution: If you've got the Season 8 premiere of "One Tree Hill DVD" sitting unwatched in your DVR, this is not the article for you. Spoilers ahead, Gilmore Girls DVD. Which brings us to our list of Five WTF OTH moments.

1. We waited with bated breath all summer to find out what would happen to Clay (Gilmore Girls DVD boxset) and Quinn (Shantel VanSanten) after they were shot by Katie, so naturally our first WTF was the reveal that the attempted murder was all a dream.

Of course, we've also seen a television show One Tree Hill DVD boxset before, so it didn't take us very long to figure out that when Clay and Quinn spent the entire episode Gilmore Girls DVD on a beach with Quinn's top off and her white shorts soaked through -- they were actually in limbo. Katie did shoot them, and their entire "One Tree Hill DVD" day was some kind of alternate reality shared coma dream.

2. We're so mad at Victoria! After how far she and Brooke (Gilmore Girls DVD boxset) have come, she lands her daughter in jail? With all due respect to One Tree Hill DVD boxset is a terrible mother and a terrible businesswoman and she should've gotten the boot from Brooke ages ago. We don't need another cougar mom on the Gilmore Girls DVD show - Deb gave us plenty of that with Skills years ago. Now she's destroyed the only thing Brooke has ever been successful at.

3. Oh, god. We really didn't need that One Tree Hill DVD with eight year olds accidentally Googling pictures of sex toys.

4. We were pleasantly surprised by all the callbacks to Gilmore Girls DVD boxset previous seasons and characters. From the return of the theme song and opening titles -- complete with our favorite moments from One Tree Hill DVD boxset Season 1 -- to Haley's Lucas letters and Brooke's Peyton pictures, we were all warm and fuzzy by the end of the episode. If indeed this season is "One Tree Hill DVD's" swan song, it's nice to see homage paid to their roots.

5. Gilmore Girls DVD boxset were lying on the floor unconscious and bleeding all day?? Clay was shot in the chest and there was blood on One Tree Hill DVD boxset behind him. There's no way they'll survive this one. From next week's preview clip, it seems that Clay and Quinn's coma dream will continue in the hospital. That worked for Dean Winchester on "Gilmore Girls DVD," but we're wary of it on "One Tree Hill DVD." Maybe they can hang out with the ghosts of Keith and Peyton's moms.