Kill,but Don't Rob Me!---Jokes

Hershel Ostropolier (a Jewish wit of the 17th century) is walking home one Friday afternoon, taking a shortcut through the forest Queer As Folk DVD. A bandit, brandishing a pistol, jumps out and says, “Give me your money or I’ll shoot you dead!”
Hershel pleads with the man, “My wife will never believe that I’ve been robbed. She’ll think I just spent the money in a tavern. She’ll kill me if you don’t!”Queer As Folk DVD
The robber replies, “That’s no difference Queer As Folk DVD to me. Give me your money or I’ll certainly kill you.”
Hershel hands the robber his wallet Queer As Folk DVD set and says, “Well, I guess I have no choice. But could you at least make it so my wife will believe me?”Queer As Folk DVD set
Hershel holds open his coat Queer As Folk DVD set. “Shoot a hole in my coat.” This seems reasonable to the robber, and he does so.Queer As Folk DVD set
Hershel looks, shakes his head, and says, “Oy, what was I thinking! That side is already so tattered, you can’t even tell there’s a bullet hole there. Here, please, shoot a hole in the other side where it isn’t so shabby.” The robber again obliges.Queer As Folk DVD boxset
Hershel looks, takes off his hat, and says, “That’s good, now let’s really make the story stick–shoot a hole in my hat, too!”
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Hershel replies, “You’ve used all your bullets?”Queer As Folk seasons 1-5 DVD boxset
So he takes his walking stick, pummels the robber senseless, retrieves his wallet, and goes on his way.

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