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Tuesday, July 6, 2010

Computer...Male of Female?


As you are aware, ships have long been characterized as being female (e.g., “Steady as she goes” or “She’s listing to starboard, Captain!”).Queer As Folk DVD
Recently, a group of computer scientists (all males) announced that computers should also be referred to as being female Queer As Folk DVD. Their reasons for drawing this conclusion are the followings:
1. No one but the Creator understands their internal logic.2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.Queer As Folk DVD set3. The message “Bad command or file name” is about as informative as, “If you don’t know why I’m mad at you, then I’m certainly not going to tell you.”4. Even your smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for later retrieval.5. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.Queer As Folk DVD boxset
However, another group of computer scientists (all female) think that computers should be referred to as if they were male Queer As Folk DVD set. Their reasons are the followings:
1. They have a lot of data, but are still clueless.2. They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time they ARE the problem.Queer As Folk DVD3. As soon as you commit to one you realize that, if you hadwaited a little longer, you could have obtained a better model.4. In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on.5. Big power surges knock them out for the rest of the night.


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