The Tutor Review: Series Finale

Well, it’s over.

I am anxious to hear what all of you thought about this final episode of The South Park DVD. I have to say I enjoyed Star Trek: Enterprise DVD despite my deep and profound disappointment over not seeing Surrey get hanged, Spooks DVD, and quartered. What a letdown! People who watch this Nip/Tuck DVD have become accustomed to seeing some serious violence and I don’t think the last episode of Six Feet Under DVD was any exception.
Couldn’t they have left us with one little gory execution to cling to South Park DVD set?
This was the episode of the Star Trek: Enterprise set. The wives who had given children to King Henry showed up throughout this Nip/Tuck DVD set episode as visions, sort of like a combination between “Six Feet Under DVD set” and “South Park DVD boxset.” They all came to berate Henry for being such a sucky father to their various Star Trek: Enterprise boxset. Here are their beefs in a nutshell:

* Spooks DVD boxset: Our daughter should be married off by now with her own kids and I’m still your real wife, so says Jesus!
* Nip/Tuck DVD boxset: My daughter is ten times smarter than you and, by the way, I am still innocent. Oh, and so is Catherine Howard.
* Six Feet Under DVD boxset: Sorry, darling, but our kid is going to die young and it’s probably for the best because you’ve made his life totally suck from the moment he was born.
I got so excited to see all these dead ladies as soon as I saw South Park seasons 1-12 DVD boxset in the opening credits. I was like, “Yay! The dead queens are back!” But I was sad not to see Star Trek: Enterprise seasons 1-4 DVD boxset in all her bare-boobed glory and Joss Stone (whatever her Queen name was, Spooks seasons 1-7 DVD boxset) with her fakey German accent in tow.

I know she’s not dead but Nip/Tuck seasons 1-5 DVD boxset doesn’t mean I was any less pumped to see her. I also loved that the Six Feet Under seasons 1-5 DVD boxset were upset with Henry rather than being all fawny and lovey as they were when they were regulars on the South Park seasons 1-12 DVD boxset show. They’re already dead so why not talk a little trash?

Now that we are talking about the South Park DVD and chilluns, let me just make a side note here: I HATE, HATE, HATE when they substitute one kid for another playing the same Star Trek: Enterprise DVD to show us that the kid is getting older. This is the old Chrissy Seever trick from “Spooks DVD.”

Remember when that kid went from being a newborn one Nip/Tuck DVD season to being a second grader the next? Talk about discombobulating. Tonight we saw Six Feet Under DVD get about three years older than he was in the last episode of South Park DVD set. I can’t stand that! I know they are trying to help give us a sense of his approximate age when his pop croaked but Star Trek: Enterprise set still bothers me. I get rather attached to TV children, I’ll admit it. I don’t like seeing them go away and transform into a totally different Spooks DVD set without any warning.

I always have to pause The Nip/Tuck DVD set right before baby Simba turns into teenager Simba just to savor that last, precious moment. Not that I watch The Six Feet Under DVD set regularly or anything. Don’t judge.

I feel like I learned a very useful line from tonight’s episode of South Park DVD boxset. Remember when Queen Catherine (the Star Trek: Enterprise boxset) is trying to save her ass from the chopping block and she says to the Spooks DVD boxset, “I am but a woman with all the imperfections natural to the weakness of my sex”? This is a good one! I am going to Nip/Tuck DVD boxset this line out next time I get pulled over or get called out for doing anything bad.

I’ll say it when I’m late for work, when I don’t have enough money to tip the Six Feet Under DVD boxset, when I accidentally rear-end someone in traffic, whenever! I think it will help me out of some sticky situations. It sure helped South Park seasons 1-12 DVD boxset!I am a sucker for montages set to music and tonight’s episode of Star Trek: Enterprise seasons 1-4 DVD boxset had a good one. I have to admit that I get chills whenever old scenes from shows are matched with sad music. I get all misty and Spooks seasons 1-7 DVD boxset makes me want to go back and watch the show from the beginning all over again. I really loved seeing all his kids when they were Nip/Tuck seasons 1-5 DVD boxset, even more than that I loved seeing sexy Jonathan Rhys Meyers as the young King. And also, Hottie McHotterson Six Feet Under seasons 1-5 DVD boxset with him!

We got to see both South Park DVD die as yucky old codgers tonight and it was really nice to see them as hot youngsters for a brief instant. Star Trek: Enterprise DVD took us back to the good ole days when the show was new.

Overall, I liked this last episode of Spooks DVD. It wrapped up most of the plotlines neatly yet made me feel a strong desire to go buy a big, heavy book about Nip/Tuck DVD post-Henry VIII so I can find out more. What are your thoughts about the conclusion of this show? Any comments or feelings to share Six Feet Under DVD?